DAY 1
Today - I woke up on an island. I don't know where I am.. I don't even know /who/ I am, other then that my name is Mikehl. I think. Anyways! I woke up on a beach. All I had on me is this wierd.. stone.. thing on my arm. Once you get past the fact that it's.. You know, a stone in your arm that glows a little bit and gives you info on random crap? It's not so bad. I mean, the info is helpful. Oh! I also had this map. It's kind of useless. IT tells me where I am, but I knew that already. IT doesn't me where anything else is. Decided I'd make it useful by keeping a log.... There's a giant turtle near where my fire is. Time to see if this stone axe will get me some turtle soup.
OW FUCK SONUVABITCH. Shit. Fuck. What was THAT? I think.. I think I died. I woke up in the sand, and there was this thing! IT WAS EATING MY FACE.
I woke up in the sand again. God, I almost tricked myself into thinking it was all a nightmare. But, nope. Apparently I DID decide to hit that turtle with a hatchet, and it decided it didn't like me doing that too much.. And I DID get my face eaten by some little lizard shit. Fuck. I lost my shit too. MAn.. I'd made myself a nice shirt, and some pants, and a hat.. Dammit. Atleast the beach looks familiar, I might be near where I was before.
HEY I MET A PERSON IM NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WOOOOOOO. I don't know his name. He gave me a new shirt and a hat. I dunno who makes shirts and hats but not pants, but hey, I'm not gonna complain. He had a stone in his arm too and didn't seem to know any more then I do. I forgot to get his name. I'll call him nameless-shirt-maker. We parted on friendly terms, I'm still looking for my fire.
FOUND IT BITCHES WOOO. It was creepy as fuck, actually. Not that exciting. My body was there next to the fire, where I died, I guess? Yeah, let me tell you - Walking up and seeing yourself dead, and pulling the clothes and shit off your own corpse.. That's pretty weird. But hey, I got my shit back. That turtle's over there, though. Gonna go ahead and not look at him, he might get mad again.
Found a bird! Or something. I dunno. Little squaky shit. I stabbed it a dozen times with this spear, and it died, and I skinned it! Made me a nice pair of gloves and shoes. A little warmer, now. Got some meat too! God, meat was never so good. Walked a little further on the beach and found this little.. I dunno. I thought it was crab, but it's not. Got some not-crab-meat from it too. Also, delicious. Gotta eat it before it goes bad.
DAY 2
Woke up today! And not because I died. That was a welcome surprise. I didn't have any pants, though. Or.. A lot of stuff I had last night. I think that Nameless-Shirt-Maker found me while I was sleepng and took my shit. That bitch. I'ma hit him with my not-very-effective-spear, next time I see him. But, seriously, probably not. I'm kind of a pansy.
Spent all morning getting berries, and some thatch and wood and stuff.. I made a hut! Not on the beach, but up from it a bit. Got walls, and a box for me to keep some stuff in.. I locked the box, even. And the hut. I feel accomplished. Now, I need more skins.. Gotta find more of those stupid little birds so I can get leather, and make a bed. Oh god, I miss sleeping in a bed.
There's a big thing near my house, too. Looks kind of like.. I dunno. A horse? But it's not, it's got horns on its head. He's friendly enough, just stomps around and makes noises and shits. Not gonna try and hit him with a spear or anything though, oh-no I learned my lesson on that one.
I think, if I could feed it enough though, it might.. Like.. hang around. Maybe I could train it and it'd be a pet. Ride him around, let him carry all this crap. Bet he'd make Nameless-Shirt-Maker run in fear too, and crap himself and give me my shit back. Except for the pants, if he craps himself.. I don't want those. Got new pants. Gotta think about this more.
